Reporting back about the cork fires starter. It does not work. The alcohol does not burn hot enough to ignite the cork.

Two of the items on that list need to stay discontinued. Jello 1-2-3 because it was wretched. The toy inside a ball of chocolate because, well, what could go wrong with children putting hard, inedible things inside their mouths?

I stopped paying attention to documentaries with "Roger & Me".

But can they unbreak my heart?

Best one in a long while.

John, I watched the entirety of this video out of respect for you and your wife’s contributions to this site.

This pompous ass does nothing but slather balm on the not-yet-festering mental repetitive-stress-wounds of those disgusted graduates. While I could dispute this address line for line, let me just say:

I have only stood in *that* line twice. I am 58. Every single day, cashiers and waitresses say how pleased they are to see me. The collective “you” should figure out how to obtain the same. The advice given in this video will not do it.

"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country." Spoken by the title character in Patton, the movie.

Wow! These bring back memories. My ex was a big fan of scents. We would shop for them together so that ours would not clash. I think the last pair was Polo and Lauren about 1983.

What the heck is wrong with "On Your Left!"? It is easily understood and anyone who is on a mixed-use trail knows what it means.

As the owner of 20 years of corks, I am thankful for these suggestions. The fire starter will be tested this weekend.

Right now I start fires with the paper towels that wrap bacon in the microwave. Works very well, but not fun to handle.

LACMA has an exhibit showing how south sea islanders used shark teeth on weapons and tools.

Oolong would be honored.