Edward's Comments
... And here I am, a middle-aged male of Middle-Eastern descent. Used to pulled out on most flights and somehow now qualify for the "walk on through" line. My only suggestion is to smile and be cooperative. Seems to have worked for me.
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You made me look up "Circassian", so this is two lessons in one.
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Has anyone ever slept the night in a hammock? I really want to know. The few times I have been in one, I could not stand it!
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One of his best.
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If any of you want to spend $45,000 on a beer brewing setup, I will install it, train you and even make the first ten batches for you. (pocketing $35,000 in the process)
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So much better than the way my departed parents gained permanent remembrance.
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I've known a couple of people with these conditions: Immunity to pain and eidetic memory. Both try to hide it so they fit in. Kind of like having a secret identity. Neither use it for anything super. For example, the guy with a perfect memory makes some money on the side buying undervalued motorcycles and reselling them.
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"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
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He can as soon as there is a place to plug in the time machine.
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Neatorama - The Chubby Penguin of the Internet.
This is an epic tag line. Let us spread it far and wide.
This is an epic tag line. Let us spread it far and wide.
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She was fantastic, near perfect in many ways. However, she taught first grade and spoke to me like I was a six-year-old.
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But these are the only two in*recorded* history. Me thinks there were many more.
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But it does not really matter. The site is slashdotted.