This is the equivalent of "That's what she said.", "I'd buy that for a buck.", or even the ancient,"What's your sign."

Well done.

The names in this one are extra precious.

Wow, do these bring back memories!

I stopped answering door knocks a few years ago. Disconnected the doorbell as well. No one I want to see will come to my door without calling first.

Whose with me?

Just to pedantic, natural membrane condoms are not good at protecting against viral infections. Especially if reused.

Of course, you could soak them in mercury between uses (reportedly done by French nobility back when) that would help.

Do I get a week or so to plan ahead? What is the prize?

I am so down with this.

Well, according to the Hinchliffe’s Rule ...

Harrumph! Knowing such science related trivia means nothing.

A new sub-Neato? The Farrier Decimal System? "Book Restoration for Dummies"?

For Battleship: Use the checkerboard method leaving three spaces between guesses until the largest ships are gone. Fill in the openings when only the small ships are left.

John Hurt as Joseph Merrick in The Elephant Man?

The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
until windshield wipers
scare it off the hood.

Nice one. Better than most.