Two days away from a bully and uncaring teachers. Five hours with a councilor. Sounds like the kid made out. Zero tolerance is what you make of it. A guy in my high school picked a fight with the star running back in order to get them both suspended. Reverse bullying is what he called it.

Nice misdirection. I got that "attend" would have been written by a medical professional and that the smelling salts actually killed him. Therefore I looked at Ursala.

One of his best.

Princess Bride is on my list as is The Matrix. Not on theirs is Love Actually and Nightmare Before Christmas.

I have so many questions. Why is there a cage? Why didn't the robber go out the same direction he came in? Did it really take the police an hour to respond to the alarm company? Who leave cash in the store over night without using a safe? How was this a trap and not just a circumstance?

An Ignoble Prize candidate if I ever saw one.

I wonder how much the museum paid them for this publicity stunt.

Why wait until you need a job? 1 & 2 are good advice at any time.

Nice find. Good bit of humor for a Monday morning.

Here are his suggestions:
Underwear, including socks - One wearing
Towels - Every three uses
Pajamas - Every week
Jeans - 6 Months or when they get visibly dirty

Even though I have not used a library for research in over two decades, I mourn the passing of the card catalog. I fondly remember using it to find the right shelf of books and spending afternoon lifting quotes from relevant chapters.

The answers are great! Some of the questions come out of pure curiosity and deserve a polite answer.

Especially great that you posted this since a link in Georgia Dunn's e-mail about it did not work.

I attended a talk from a man who, at 67, was an avid high altitude explorer. He had the genetic quirk of not losing mental faculties in low oxygen. Me? I cannot get an O2 sat above 96 at sea level.

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Good story.