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What I find interesting about all of these is how reasonable they sound and how easy they were to disprove.

For he sake of everyone else at that school, she needs to be suspended pending some sort of treatment.

Does it clean up with water or will he have to dry clean himself?

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/welsh-rarebit-recipe.html

Welsh Rarebit can be a tasty side dish. Without mustard and Worcestershire sauce, it would be quite bland. It was one of my mother's go-to recipes for a cold, rainy day.

A twelve-year-old that I know was crying this morning because Snape was dead.

I highly doubt this is a real thing. The human gut cannot contain enough fermentable material to create that much alcohol. I know of at least one way to cheat the testing for a day. A week of isolation would have generated withdrawal.

Location for the next Neatorama Staff Meeting?

My insane father planted one of these in our back yard. After the divorce, mom wisely had it removed.

Anyone in the know want to clue us in on the protocol for handling a chemical fire? Even I know that the wrong thing to do is charge in blind with jets of water.

Isn't tenure wonderful?

I once did something similar. The company called me a cheater and canceled the contest.

I shall pray tonight that someone places a plaque on the earthen works stating its purpose. Otherwise some nut job, 2,000 years from now, will declare it to be either a religious monument or a calling card for aliens.

Anyone know how they get CO2 into the bubble?

As someone who has put out four industrial fires and pulled a man from a burning automobile, I could also tell you about other times I froze and did nothing. There is no explanation for why or when I did or did not take action.