Miss C., you have described my childhood.

I like when he was caught cheating.

I thought Napoleon invented the sleeve buttons.

Has Booty Reuben been asked to comment?

What is the female version of Zaphod? Zaphodita? Zaphrodite?

I once had a problem with plastic drink bottles not accepting enough pressure. Wrapping them with nylon strapping tape fixed it.

I once changed seats on an airplane so that I could sit next to crying children.

My goal was to shut them up and embarrass their mother. Sex with the mother was good, but transitory. The children's behavior was always problematic.

Nick seems like a nice guy.

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My unusual last name is one of my most powerful marketing tools.

The list could have had just three entries: Han Solo, Indiana Jones and Some Government Guy.

Who owns 21 toy mice?

Which is why God gave us beer.

Mark my words, this is the ground floor of a business-to-be-in. As electric cars take over, gasoline suppliers will need to compete on more than price.

Look for a service that drives around a big, BIG generator to charge electric-only cars that have gone too far.