A 1960s American car hitting a VW would have caused more damage than a crumpled fender.

The arrogance of only-children in China could one day lead to war, since they know not compromise.

Left out "computation" and "confirmation"

Once was too much.

It's hilarious watching foreigners emulate American ghetto gangsters.

Only a certified nerd would know all of these.

The Rosetta Stone is an ancient Egyptian granodiorite stele inscribed with a decree issued at Memphis in 196 BC on behalf of King Ptolemy V. The decree appears in three scripts: the upper text is Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, the middle portion Demotic script, and the lowest Ancient Greek. Because it presents essentially the same text in all three scripts (with some minor differences between them), it provided the key to the modern understanding of Egyptian hieroglyphs.
— Wikipedia

More bacon.

Homeless?
Move into one of the storage units.

Not 100 legs, hence the name?

Why bother?
Stop any old bum on the street.
He'd be happy to lick the cream off the Oreos for you.

Considering the small fraction of the EM spectrum that humans can see, most things are imperceptible to the human eye.

Reminds me of San Francisco.