Unbearably sad.

Lawyers look forward to these.

Perhaps there is a very good aesthetic reason that "Hubba Hubba" is not much heard any more.

Buy a fire extinguisher.

Sturgeons Law:
90% of everything is crap.
Govett's Corollary:
Nobody agrees upon the same 90%.

Isn't Bleeding Man the festival in Nevada each summer?

The chiropractor bills add considerably to the cost.

That plexiglass screen on the goal works well.

Your college education was not wasted.
Kudos.

It's a frame job, obviously.

Nature is more beautiful than any city.

Move manufacturing overseas --> No need for engineers
Mirabile dictu!

When your country's international contribution is to "Let the other blokes make the human and financial sacrifices necessary to maintain the international system," it's no wonder you are happy.
I refer you to Sweden and Switzerland for confirmation.

Unspeakably nightmarish.

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