Speaking as someone who lives in Massachusetts, I uttered a hearty "WTF" about our "worst." After reading some articles about it, it turns out that we have the highest reported rate of child neglect/abuse, but that's primarily because our reporting rules are extremely strict; other states surely have much higher rates of abuse, but many more of those cases go unreported. I imagine a lot of the things (particularly worsts) on this list are similar misrepresentations.

But there's one sound no one knows: what does the fCHK-CHK BLAM THUD

No Blade Runner in the top 10 = invalid geek list.

Flash Gordon? Really? Above Empire?

It took me forever to see anything BUT a skull in the sample image, above. I had to consciously work at it. I shall now be troubled by the implications of this for the remainder of the day.

I didn't think it was possible for him to top his Neil Young stuff.

Apparently I was VERY WRONG. Jesus, that ruled.

For Tom Waits, it recommended a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

I cannot possibly articulate how wrong this is.