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Hahaha! I was just going to post the very same thing!
So nice to see another Better Off Ted fan here!
Ye Gods, I miss Phil & Lem!

[Lem begins feeding the "meat blob" as Phil looks on]
Phil: "'Blobby!' Like 'Bobby', but with an 'L'."
Lem: "Don't name it or you won't want to eat it. Remember 'Chester the Carrot'?"
Phil: "Yeah. [sighs] I miss him."

I also miss those great Veridian Dynamics commercials!
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About 20 years ago, a kid in my apartment complex came up to me as I was coming home from work: "Hey, Chris! What secrets do you keep from God?"

"Oh, sorry, Josh, I don't believe in that stuff." (I was tired!)

Well, about 3 minutes later the kid's dad, a long-haired, tatooed, Born-Again Christian biker dude, comes kicking down my door, screaming that he's trying to teach his son about the Lord's ways, and he doesn't need me trying to corrupt him.
I've never been so afraid for my life.
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