Okay, since black absorbs heat from sunlight, shouldn't the balls be white?
Sure, James Cameron used black ones to simulate the dark depths of the ocean in the giant filming tank he used for The Abyss, but...

"...trying to get his white belt..."
Ummm, doesn't everybody start with a white belt?
EDIT: Okay, it's an audition kinda thing.
Never mind.

Congrats, Alex!

Actually, I'm kinda disappointed that I rarely hear people having sex from the apartment complex next door, considering it seems to be a haven for actress ingenues & wannabe supermodels.

RIP to the eardrums of anyone wearing headphones.

Always thought of this strip as "The Poor Man's Far Side." None of the jokes ever land for me.
And how cruel is it to name your daughters Krapuzar and Krelspeth?

Hmmm, nothing about the Toilet Seat issue?

But seriously, this whole "Men's Rights" thing is disgusting.
Men have dominated the world since the beginning of time, and now they're claiming to be "oppressed" because women are fighting for even the smallest shred of equality?
That's just insane.

I would never buy from Beats.
Skullcandy all the way for me!

I... can't tell them apart!

Oh, this wasn't her first airplane ride; she's flown with him plenty of times.
(Just look at how she adjusts her headset, and knows where to grab to keep herself stable.)
It was simply the first time he'd done aerobatics with her aboard.

Just an FYI: The link takes you to Page 2 of the article.

I always have to watch Capaldi's episodes with the subtitles turned on.

Haha! Whoever wrote that "Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery" one is obviously a Magnum, P.I. fan!

Nature dealt me a cruel blow by making me allergic to anything cute & furry.
Maybe I should get a turtle?

Eh, maybe not.

Buffy: Speaking of slack, you heard anything from Xander?
Willow: Not for a while. He's still on his cross-country see-America thing. Said he wasn't coming back until he'd driven to all fifty states.
Buffy: Did you explain about Hawaii?
Willow: Well, he seemed so determined.