Word!

Thanks, Jake.

Harlem is as safe as anyplace else in this country - even for a puny white nerdy kid. Don't let the media fool you into thinking anything different.

Thank you for your comment, Myra.

Fortunately, with regards to this post, I'M THE DECIDER. I'M THE COMMANDER-GUY. I think the whole thing is neat, therefore as DECIDER and COMMANDER-GUY, it is "neat."

Welcome to THE INTERNETS.

That's lame, Greg. Keep that sort of filth to yourself.

Doomed from the start. Cruel!

My dad bought me an electric carving knife... It came in its own case. It *is* essential, dammit! I LOVE YOU DAD!

The WEBSITE isn't for sale. *I'm* for sale. Big difference!

And for the record, neither Alex nor I are getting paid by Men's Health Magazine.

OK:

1. Yeah - "Men's Health Magazine" sucks for sure, but that's beside the point.
2. I think the IDEA is neat. I've explicitly come here seeking your wisdom. Didn't I say in the post that some of the list items suck? (A good CARVING KNIFE?!). Add something to the list, wiseass!

Great post!

I just heard about this on NPR.

CD case - excellent detective work!

Nice guy!

Thanks, amigo! Excellent work.

I'm updating the link/embed now.

How could this be true? God only created the earth/universe 6000 years ago.

Where's the Garden of Eden?

P.S. LEMONADE STAND!