Josh - almost all of Alberta's "oil" is tar sands. Based on today's technology, it's not terribly feasible to extract and is not considered "proven reserves".
BTW - my understanding is that "unicorn" was probably a type of single-horned ox or even boar. There's nothing magical in the references to Unicorns, it's just a case of the limited ancient hebrew language having multiple meanings/translations.
The only reason people have problems with the museum is that the ideas are starting to be pushed in schools as "science". Without such a push, I think people might be laughing, but they wouldn't be so critical.
1) Fly everyone to China
2) Put man-eating wild panda in every person's lap
3) Wait until all people are eaten
4) Voila! World peace!
Chupacabra:
http://users.cihost.com/ata/zoo/chup.jpg
Xoloitzcuintle:
http://www.welpen.de/zuechter/meyer-wolfram/004.jpg
try bikini waxing monkeys
hair applicants welcome, show us what you got.
Are monkeys cheaper than salon workers for wax jobs? I imagine there's some trade-off between comfort and cost in this situation. Ouch.
(BTW - all of us are doing well, and actually getting some sleep)