As a total coulrophobic (person with an intense fear of clowns), I don't care that clowns are sad...good! I hope they are. Maybe if they're sad they'll stop being so heartstoppingly terrifying?
What I do care about is that picture of clowns, could you change it to puppies or something. No one ever provides clown alerts on posts, commericals, etc. I call for an International Clown Alert System (like a Threat Level warning or a Tornado siren) to protect those of us who want to pee in fright whenever we see a red nose or rainbow wig.

Flipplures.

Thesaurus, xl grey.

(But I really want the book!)

Trucker bomb dispenser for the distinguished trucker.

Thesaurus, Grey, XL

Standwich!

TShirt: Amp-bear-sand, Chocolate xl

It's a Ronco Unclamper. Used for unclamping things that do not need clamps, never had clamps, and/or shouldn't be clamped. They came in a box of 10 for two easy payments of 19.98, but if you called in quickly you got another six for free. It was a really good deal, so I ordered one set for me and another for my friend. Now we are leaving things unclamped all over the place.

Thesaurus, XL Grey

This stuff smells FANTASTIC! Pretty much everything by CB I Hate Perfume is incredible, but "In the Library" is particularly wonderful...and pretty much true to the description--a total sense memory scent.

The once long-lost mystical labrys of Shannara (lessor known than the famous "Sword of Shannara" which if weilded could, according to legend, "f-some stuff up big time."

Thesaurus, XL Ash Grey.

Vintage hand-cranked clown fogger. For the repelling of clowns of all sorts* from sad hobos and shriners to Patch Adamses and Glenn Beck-style rodeo clowns.

*Disclaimer: Effectivess of fogger on supernatural vengance-driven zombie clowns not guaranteed except on deluxe model.

Thesaurus, XL.

Buffalo Snow and Augie beat me to the correct answer. Obviously, it controls the series of tubes which are the internet.

I'm with Jo...I teared up and whooped at the same time. I think it's really moving. And although I can see why folk might get the wrong impression, this seems like a powerful celebration of life.

Soot-colored tube rats eating crisps.

Cecil B. Demented ends in a drive in.

There are still some drive-ins going strong here and there.

From the other view on What Is It? you can clearly see that this DIY hipster clothes mod from American Apparel was marketed as Panic at the Disco fan swag. It's the perfect tool for creating that coveted ex-monied cad with an ironic fashion sense look.

Thesaurus, XL for chubbos (I'm gonna mod it with my PATD tool!)

Kentucky...NOOOOOOOoooOO! Corvettes may be slick, but they never ran no shine, brothers and sisters. What you need is some old big block mopar (a Charger?!!). Or at least a souped up Chevelle. Duke boys do not approve!

Hey, there is one of these at Roy's Hideaway, a gay and lesbian themed nudist camp in Georgia. They call it Goats in the Sky! It crosses over the main road and is fairly complex. The goats love it.