All ladies know this...it's a speculum. Gynocologists seem to think it works best when it's put in the freezer for a few minutes first.

"I'm talking you should be taking notes" Mens Medium

A "Can Fork" from the relatively unknown deadite uprising of 1952. They called it a can fork because with it one CAN (with sufficent training and pressure) open a zombie's head as if it were a can of something (lets say beets, or tuna fish, or cranberry sauce) and then one CAN muddle the zombies brains thus extinguishing them. Brains could then be easily cleaned up with a water hose.

Mens "I'm talking you should be taking notes" M, Dark Grey

I look forward to all the Taco Bells serving soylent green. I'll be just old enough to be tasty, but not stringy.

It's a 1930s jello mold (with tasty lead soldering). This one was designed to work exclusively with jello brand gelatin as is evidenced by the red paint. It was important to distinguish between one's dessert gelatin mold and one's formal savory aspic molds. No one wanted their Tongue in Aspic tainted by disgusting berry flavors.

Because I know you want it, here's the recipe for Tongue in Aspic, courtesy of The Boston Cooking-School Cook Book (1896), by Fannie Merritt Farmer via chestofbooks.com

Tongue In Aspic
Cook a tongue according to directions on page 210. After removing skin and roots, run a skewer through tip of tongue and fleshy part, thus keeping tongue in shape. When cool, remove skewer. Put a round pan in ice-water, cover bottom with brown aspic, and when firm decorate with cooked carrot, turnip, beet cut in fancy shapes, and parsley. Cover with aspic jelly mixture, adding it by spoonfuls so as not to disarrange vegetables. When this layer of mixture is firm, put in tongue, adding gradually remaining mixture as in Tomatoes in Aspic.

I don't want a t-shirt, I just want to share the love. Remember to cook your tongue according to directions.

Yup, they got my cable last month. Stupid sqrls. That's what pellet guns are for.

A jeweler's screwdriver for watch making.

THe Heart is a Forbidden Fruit, XL, Ash Grey :)

Magnetic Dead 3-D Zombie Magnets

Bionicrat...I totally agree. Every picture of a chupacabras I've ever seen has looked exactly like a xolo (and significantly unlike any description of a chupacabra I've ever read).

I also agree that people coming into contact with supposed cryptids should invest in a good camera (or at least borrow one).

Cool, but it would be cooler if it tasted of shnozberries.

My first AOL name in 1994 was AnnaPerenna (the name of Dido's sister in The Aeneid and a minor moon goddess), my second was FinaleofSeem (a beautiful line from Wallace Steven's "Emperor of Ice Cream"). I didn't adopt Amanderpanderer until later when my really real name was taken. One of my childhood nicknames was Amanda Panda, also taken. So, Amanderpanderer by default? I don't keep my real identity a secret though. And I might have a few aliases out there, secret super-spy stuff.

So tempting!

Original 1909 X-Ray Specs.
See the bones in your hand, see through clothes!
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"Paddle Faster" XL

It is a bronzed garden trowel forged to commemorate the millionth petunia planted by Mrs. Edith Pirfeffin of Westerville, Ohio. Her accomplishment earned her a spot in not only on the Westerville Garden Association's Wall of Fame, but a near miss for the Guiness Book of World Record's coveted "Most Plantingest Lady" award. Pirfeffin narrowly missed out on Minnesota native, Mrs. Fayita Nosblummer's record.

"Paddle Faster" XL

That's an attachment for Bill Cosby's PuddingVat Ultimate Institutional Pudding Mixer.

Eat the puddin'!

Paddle Faster, XXL.

Haters gonna hate!

I don't deserve a T-Shirt for that. :(