Congratulations on your engagement! I was just reading this article about how diamonds have helped fund devastating civil wars in Africa, destroying the lives of millions. Apparently, profits from conflict diamonds, worth billions of dollars, are used by warlords and rebels to buy arms. But, I'm sure your ring is conflict free.

What #2 said.

Smurf. (I want to believe.)

Yes, but how does it taste.

(Gold leaf tastes like nothing...nothing!)

My only question is: how does one cook it?

Criss Angel reminds me of an annoying dorky kid who wanted to hang out with the goths who work at cinnabun, but they just kept teasing him...so, he decided to learn some magic, which only made him more annoying. So to save his ego, he decided that everyone was just jealous of him. Then he got a tv show. The end.

It's all fun and games until you're accidentally shot by the police.

Lumpfish have people heads...ewh.

Im in ur entryway humpin ur fine wood trim.

It's the Cloverfield monster!

Please, let it be Gamera (guardian of the universe, friend to children, full of turtle meat)!

It's obviously for thwacking giant badgers.

#92!!!!

I agree. That is mos def a vajayjay.

An AD&D trophy?