When I was about 17 I was in an unfamiliar town trying to get to the train station and I got off the bus at the wrong place. So I asked a guy who was out painting his fence for directions. He told me I was way off track but gave me directions and said I could call a taxi from his phone if I wanted. I couldn't afford a taxi so I said no and started to walk towards the train station.

After walking for about 30 minutes, the guy pulls up and said he felt bad about me having to walk all that way, particularly as it was getting dark. So he gave me a lift the rest of the way which was a good 15 minute drive.

That's lovely!

I still have way too many of those things, not sure if they all work - the one I'm always meaning to get down and try is the filmstrip projector. I've also got a super8 camera that my Uncle used to film his trip round Australia in the 1970's. I've just finished digitising my Dad's old slide collection which was a whole heap of fun although I curse his lack of labelling.

Bahaha, mine is Banana Lovers Day... {insert off-colour joke here}

:( Not licensed for viewing in Australia.

When my cat goes nuts like this he jumps from piece of furniture to piece of furniture like he's playing "the floor is lava"

Ha ha, the current highest bidder is Lucifer... seems so, so wrong

My cat is not at all subtle about his feelings. If he's hungry he stands by the food bowl, meows and looks at it, then looks at me, then looks at it and back at me - and he manages to do it all with a huge air of disappointment. When he's playful he comes up and smacks me with his paw then runs away - and keeps doing it until I stop ignoring him and start playing with him. When he's feeling sleepy or antisocial, he scratches, bites, or more often does both at the same time.

It's a nipple crippler for people with restricted hand movement. Just grab the nipple between the pincers, flip the lever on the top and instant owies for the recipient. The wide body makes it easy to hold and even to twist no matter how limited your grip strength is.

Earth Tree L Navy

Yeah, they really look like they'd be all nice and friendly when you're being good, but so much as look like you were about to sneeze without covering your mouth and they'd blast you to smithereens with their laser beams of death.

Cats are weirdos when it comes to food. Mine will turn his nose up at smoked salmon, McDonalds and even bacon, but give him a bit of Vegemite and he's all over it and the only food he ever tries to steal when I'm preparing a meal is asparagus.

Awesome! I'd love if it would squirt blood from the arms on the hour

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My cat is not amused. Not particularly worried, but definitely not amused. I on the other hand, am giggling like a loon at his passive aggressive tail swishing.

I don't mind it... except for the open plan pooping. Although, you certainly wouldn't want to wear a skirt. And if you did you'd want to be wearing your nicest pair of undies, not your "I should have done laundry yesterday" knickers.