If the material stayed as the top image, they might actually become trendy. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Cute little bugger, I hope it doesn't run under any heavy machinery! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
As someone who researches almost every book before a purchase, this would further discourage me from going to brick and mortar stores. If I want to browse around randomly, I'll just go the library and make good use of the taxes I pay already. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I would love a monkey pipe. It would be hilarious to have holes in the ears so you could make it look even MORE pissed off. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)