I like the Neatorama Bear bear-y much, and the Robot and Dog are just awesome and very imaginative. But the smug Neatorama Astronaut is just OUT OF THIS WORLD! My vote goes to him.
The first prize was finally hers, but little did she know it was a grimmer fate that which awaited her precious pickle: the prep table at the nearest McDonald's.
Gardening shoes $40; several pounds of growth hormones $135; a few gallons of high-end pesticides $600. Winning the Annual Mutant Vegetable Award... priceless!