My answer was 2 because I thought they were replying with the number that would be opposite the first number on a clock's face.

These people should be strung up.

Everyone's deforming in the presence of the swarming
of the bee of the bird of the moth.

Now the moth defeats the mouse and man
it's messing with the plan
it can't be believed;
because it's just a hummingbird moth
who's acting like a bird
that thinks it's a bee...
is it us, or it that's messed up?

(You can thank They Might Be Giants for that brilliant song)

CASH? ACE? BLAINE? Are they trying to raise a troupe of street magicians?!

The microphone Beyonce used at the Inauguration.

Never Grow Up, Navy XL

More accurately titled, 'Horse Exhales Through Nose.'

;_; my feelings (I refuse to say 'feels')

That cat isn't a robot! I WANT MY MONEY BACK

Never Grow Up, Navy XL

So the internet has finally figured out how to improve on these one-shot lip-syncing videos: kitten & puppies. Well played, internet. Well played.

1. Rogue Touch pocket watch (blue)
2. Never Grow Up (navy XL)
3. Owl - Happi Bookend and Doorstop

I am so envious of the people who live in the timeline where they had 12 seasons of Firefly.

Coffee snobs are ridiculous. Imagine telling someone they didn't really like chocolate because they weren't a fan of eating unsweetened baking bars.