Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- [cut to the sky in two jets] Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick: Yeah? Pilot: Take a look outta starboard. Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge-- [cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers] Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker! Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's-- [cut to a boot camp] Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- [cut to a baseball game] Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous-- [cut to a Chinese school] Teacher: Wang! Pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying-- [cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist] Musician: Willie. Willie: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant-- [cut back to headquarters] Colonel: Johnson! Johnson: Yes, sir! Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!