Iron Mans "Chubby Suit" for those days he's feeling a little bloated

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Mens med choc

Dali Fork

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I figured it out but I was efficient and only froze one.

That is a 1967 German Hippy Nipple Clamp from the Sears and Roebucks catalogue.

Got four of them myself.

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It is a telegraph tapper thingy.

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Mens Med Choc please

It is for stacking wood by a fireplace. Keeps the wood tidy and stacked neat.

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive

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Horseshoe Crab Bling

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M
choc

You know how Darth Vader had a meditation chamber? This one is being made for Oprah.

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
Size: M
color: Chocolate

That is the latest failed rocket test out of North Korea.

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It is the first prototype for a codpiece. It was rejected and sent back for adjustments. The second design was much better and, oddly enough, could be used as a soup bowl out in the field.

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Fit: T-Shirt (unisex)
Size: M
Chocolate

And make it preshrunk and darned comfy! Thx!