Oh man, I remember how disappointed I was that they got third place and the winner was some generic looking chick, who thought that her song, which was incredibly bland and boring, was better than ABBA's EV winning song so many years ago.

How to make a Christian scotch egg:
1. take one scotch egg
2. baptise it
3. enjoy.

I bet it holds business cards.

OH NO! Spiderman was an undercover terrorist the whole time, sent to assassinate the president.

Wouldn't he technically be marrying herself?

yup, cover the furthest dots and then start getting closer and closer. I got the cat on my 4th try.

Jesus Christ there are a lot of thick humourless people here. also good job on comparing plastic sixpack rings to the holocaust, Mag Pie. You should go and put your head in an oven, unless you already have by confusing it with a turkey.

ror Gorira sounds kind of lacist.

Oh you silly murricans and your miles and feet and fartheneheits.

I was just thinking of buying some adderall...

Gave that crock some chlorine, crocks love chlorine.

Much like this poster, the whole politics thing is a joke.

"Stolen" is also a big nono, they have to use "innovate".

noooo :(