I was thinking, how is it possible that a place doesn't have a south side? Then I remembered, Craggy Island doesn't have a west, it got washed away in a particularly bad storm

I thought I invented these 15 years ago, I've got a diagram in a notebook somewhere

NO NO NO NO!
photography is the capturing of light onto a 2 dimensional surface, be it a screen or a piece of film. You see something, point the camera, take a picture.
blind people cannot see, therefore they cannot be photographers.
They can be painters, sketchers or sculptors for example as the movement of the artists hands is what creates the work, not selecting an arbitrary area of light. They could even appreciate a painting as many paintings have texture
deaf people can be musicians as sound is just vibrations in air and if you cannot hear these vibrations, you can still feel them.
Anyone who reckons a blind person can be a photographer is taking the piss. a blind person cannot know what they are taking a photo of, they cannot know what the finished photo looks like.
The only comparison I can think of is someone with no sense of smell making perfume, they have no knowledge of the ingredients or the finished product.

Sorry for the rant but I saw a blind french photographer on TV a few years ago and ever since, I've wanted to hunt him down and kill him for being such a pretencious wanker

I remeber seeing an interview with matthew whatisname who played chandler in Friends, he said he almost didn't get to be in the show because he had just made a pilot and was contracted to that.
The pilot was for a show about baggage handlers in a spaceport in the future and the hilarity that occurs when dealing with alien luggage.

Fortunately for him, a series wasn't commissioned

"His most recent accident happened when he was shovelling cattle feed into a JCB, while the engine was running."

That's not an accident, that's stupidity

10 - neither, if it's cola based then it's all coke, otherwise it's either fizzy drink or lemonade, possibly prefixed with a colour

completed it first go,, yay!
although, I did lose everyone but kevin bacon

am I the only one wondering how they get back up?

he thought it was "smart casual" and everyone else is in dinner dress, oh the embarrassment

I find it unlikely that someone was out in their back yard filming their cat or whatever at just the moment that this happened

looks cool but don't do it again

I must be getting old, I just gave up even pretending to try to understand that about halfway through

the least obscene answer I can come up with it that the pink bits are penis bones, possibly from a lemur or monkey.

Although I refuse to speculate what purpose they might serve on grounds of decency

"you can't create a paradox because it's impossible to change the past because time travel doesn't work like that"

BALONEY

is it pedantic of me to want to jab someone in the eye for the repeated use of the term "video" ?

I've got these and it's damn near impossible to make anything other than an irregular blob.
You see, the thing about magnets is they like to stick to magnetic things and magnets, well they're very magnetic