And then they ate him.

Plus the guy lives TWO HOURS AWAY FROM HIS JOB!
If he was so concerned about his oil consumption, he'd move closer.
Dick.

This guy is the King of the Douchekateers.

This chick gives real bums and winos a bad name.

They should bring back vagrancy laws for all of them.

Ever wonder why husbands die before their wives?

Because they want to.

Until she had to show her mustache.

This reminds me of the dala dalas (which are mini vans that haul passengers) I saw in Tanzania. They often had names of bands and famous people painted on them. I saw one with Led Zeppelin and one with Duran Duran.
I also one with Osama Bin Laden painted on it. I'm not sure I'd want to ride that one though.

That is one freaky small midget.

And if Bill Wyman was still with them he'd add another 71 years.

One thing that even the government can't do is mandate more hours in a day.

Just as David B said, DST uses more energy than it saves.

I love the morons that want to have it year around. They don't seem to get the fact that it will get dark at 4 pm in December with their adjusted clock. Idiots.

This is an idea who's time (ha ha) has come and gone.

"rape is not exclusive to Saudi."

But punishing the woman who was raped is exclusive to islamic states.

Also attributed to Frank Zappa.