@Barefoot. Too easy, and disrespectful, for blaming this on an over-50 person. Teh internets R making us krazee in more ways than you can see, actually. I am no Luddite and I loves me some tech, but there are some serious changes for the worse that are happening. The list is longggg and it's not worth getting into in a comments thread. Power down_
If you can't do "nothing" for only two minutes - even though "nothing" doesn't exist since there is only the inescapable "IS-ness" of everything (holy crap, I just had the biggest déja vu!) - then you have serious problems.
I'm sorry, what I meant to say is, "OMFG!"
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