The LiveJasmine.com screenshot with the dude chat was clever. And the Google news snippets were pretty good too (Jersey Shore!)

Every comment I read from that Vonskippy guy is just made of pure hatred. Good people, there.

Yeah, but where's the fold-up port-a-potty?

Oh god, please license these to the Walmart bakery. Start production!

Furries, that's your call to action. Let the COSgames begin.

What's with all this "how WE view ourselves", "OUR identity", "WE'VE confused who we are"? I can't stand social commentaries that say "WE as a people" and "OUR minds" in the first person. Leave me out of it, psych-speak!

AYFKM? Total sh-t.

Finally, the one word that describes how I feel 98% of the time. There's a company (a design boutique maybe?) somewhere in Brooklyn that sells "A Vague Sense of Dread" in a black can.

Yes, a spiral staircase would have been better than a freaking ladder! Bad design overall.

100% not funny. Boring, lonnngg story told in an uninteresting way. And I NEVER want to see an embedded video that doesn't have fast-forward or scrub controls. Fail.

Sapporobot!

I live in the deep woods. We have skunks, raccoons, chipmunks, squirrels, coy dogs, the works. There are so few, if any at all, that actually wreak havoc or that become a disease risk. Anybody that kills animals is a paranoid, hateful freak - period - no matter how you cut it. Violent stupid humans.

...OK, I own a couple more shirts and pants. But my shoes are as crappy as my cellphone so I'd leave 'em.

The only things I own: my iMac, my crappy cellphone, and my trusty jeans and black t-shirt.

Pretentious and affectatious. I've sold everything except my Mac, cellphone and clothing and now live in a family member's mobile home because of devastating life circumstances. Hitting rock bottom and really facing some raw facts, especially internally, are simply words to those who would not last a WEEK doing the same. This is just an 'exercise' for Mr. Brand Name Tech Entrepreneur. I'm not hating here - I have lots of life experience and a big heart.