As a native new yorker, I can attest to most of this. I'm also great friends with the writer of this story!

Higgs Boson, women's M

Oberon SS
Stainless Steal with blue LEDs

Thanks!!!

a medieval rectal thermometer.

3rd photo:

"This is a thousand times better than Mr. Potato Head!"

2nd photo:

"Mom better buy the jumbo sized Pampers..."

Batbaby's weapon of choice: the dirty diaper

"To the batmocrib!"

"To the batmotricycle!"

"hmm I probably shouldn't have have had that double venti vanilla cream bean frappachino."

Galaxy- Silver

Thanks!

Whoa! It's an early Gold Leaf Electroscope! That would sell for big bucks on the market!!! Below are a few electroscopes--though they are a bit more modern (the 1st link offers ones that resemble this model more).

http://chem.ch.huji.ac.il/instruments/archaic/electroscopes.html

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Gold_leaf_electroscope_with_ground_strips.png

http://www.school-for-champions.com/science/static_detection.htm

If u glue on thez feathers u can fly!

Momma wantz u to throw out the trash b4 u run away

I has the loose leaf u wanted!