Ok im lost how does one wink both eyes?

Is that an oompa loompa in the picture?

"hegemony and the aesthetic of the jpeg"

Everyone uses .PNG now pishaw!

Ooooh remember those schools? The ones that don't teach the theory of evolution for "reasons".

Because I smell some harmless trolling opportunities

There are lots of edible plants that we consider weeds, All parts of the dandelion are edible, Coltsfoot(or commonly called "elephant ears" in some places)are like spinach, Cattails have at least one part edible at all times of the year. That being said I would not eat anything near an active roadway, there just too many weird chemicals from cars and pavement seeping into the ground.

Nasa might want to quit sending spiders into space, I don't think an alien civilization would forgive us if we accidentally inflicted them on another unfortunate planet...

Think of the captions!

The only flaw I can see is that the time is too small to read at a distance, because there is no freaking way id ever get that close to a fly eating clock..... just saying...

But that is neat.

Shhh dermot, Don't give the airlines ideas!