Don't you ever get tired spewing diarrhea out of your mouth?

Just another parent fucking up their kid in ways they can't possibly imagine... I weep for the future.

"pays the bill with money he earned by doing chores, and even tips the waiter/waitress."

Guess you missed that part, huh? The kid does his chores and doesn't even get to spend money on things he wants. Instead it's ALLLLL for Mommy.

I learned this one a long while back, but it still amuses/aggravates me when people spell it "phase." I could understand most of the misunderstandings at the link posted, but "phase" is not even close in definition to what "faze" communicates to the person reading it... How can a person be "indeterminate period where something has occurred (past tense)" by something? Fudged the definition, but you get the gist.