I wonder why this place was under wraps?

I Don't Suffer from Stress, I'm a Carrier L

Well, that about wraps up this place...

Brainier than the average bear XL

Why do the hieroglyphics show a man dropping a giant eyeball into a jar?

Bad Chewie XL

The inscription reads, "Good things will follow..."

Lone Wolf glow-in-the-dark XL

Whoa! Egyptian diaries are huge!

Dogs of War XL

"I wonder who the artist is?

Catnipped L

I love the premonition in the background of S'more on a stick.

It's a Chinese medieval full-sole stirrup. The design was also popular in Japan with the samurai. The rider could stand in the saddle and adjust (tighten) the girth without dismounting. You sill see these today in Yabusami exhibitions.
This Is Not The Life I Ordered red XL

Sell the snow by the bag-full on ebay as part of the "Historic Snowpocalypse", right next to the Doritos Cheese Pope Hat and the Jesus Toast.

Connect a garden hose to your hot water heater and "water" and lawn. Job done. It should take about an hour depending on the air temperature. You may have lots of ice but no more snow. Besides, your house and lawn won't be crispy burnt (flame thrower idea), have dead-sea-salinated soil (salt), be littered with icy gopher holes until May (aluminum strips), a wilting cardboard impotent Al Gore that won't go away (where's the warming beef?), a sick/fat/diabetic dog or kid (various syrupy snow cone flavors), a dehydrated dog (say NO to yellow snow), next spring's litterbox (in hot wood-ashen gray) or your own landfill (plastic is bad).