Maybe the bus driver is from Newcastle?
I call people love, sweetie, sweetheart, sweets, babe, babes, honey, hunny, love, lovey, pet, petal, dear and dearie all the time IRL and on Twitter and have had no complaints. It's being friendly not patronising x

It's a loaf tin for making a milk loaf, commonly known as a "lodger's loaf". I was told that it was ridged so that the landlady couldfollow the ridges to slice it into thin but equal slices of bread for her poor houseguests or "lodgers" therefore getting the most out of her baking and rent paid.
I'll have this http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Im-Giving-Her-All-Shes-Got in XL please if I win xxx

On a lighter note, you would seriously want a glow in the dark cat? You just know it would come into your room at night and freak you out by sitting in your chest and staring at you? No thanks x

Hurry up and take it down - I have books to read.
Bad Chewie XL puhleeze x

Basically, it's chips and gravy and cheese (chips being what we call french fries) - available in any chip shop in the West of Scotland and possibly the entire country. The food of choice of schoolchildren and drunken neds everywhere. Hardly "geek" food!