Good thing those glasses are protecting his hair. At least he is wearing them in the video. Silly.

That's (roughly) half a chicken wing. Drives me nuts when you order 10 wings, and only get 5. Such a scam.

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Olde Fortran Small.

what a life

That Roman numeral 4 always drives me nuts.

I always thought hot water simply had more energy than cold. I did not know it went so deep.

I guess that's what Indiana gets for having its own special time all those years.

That's almost an average speed of 100mph. A car flying down the highway loaded with 44 gallons of gas in the trunk.....I don't know about these guys.

Seems to just about know where Mississippi is, kinda strange.

Clearly Bob Barker's Plinko prototype.
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It's a Stargate for cattle. Cows got stuff to do.

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Growing in containers is pretty old-fashioned too.

The kind people at Keebler sent me several coupons for free Animal Crackers when I complained that mine did not have enough sprinkles. Fannie Mae once sent me a dozen chocolate bars when I sent them an idea for a candy. I guess you just gotta put yourself out there.

It's also Phil Hartman's birthday.

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