You know what I thought upon reading this....

"Oh just shut up".

Yeah it's great to teach a dog to be aggressive. HILARIOUS!

/Sarcasm.

should we get rid of hard lines for phones? I mean, cellular technology and all...

I'd smash it into things.

I'm pretty sure this doesn't fall under the "Oh we arrested him against free speech" clause. I'm pretty sure that it falls under the "Oh, we arrested him for public lewd behavior and dispersing documents containing racist and sexually harassing themes."

Jeez people. Get a grip.

Obviously, the poster has never known anyone who has attended a rave in the middle of bum-frickin-nowhere. Further, when I was in Berlin and Love Parade happened to be going on, there were lots of trucks driving around with DJs spinning on the bed of the truck. This would be perfect.

It depends... are they the hot alien chicks from my teenage dreams? Because if that's the case, I've got one really good plan.

Agree with Tom123. We've got a violation of an amendment going on here, and it's disgusting.

Yeah. T-mobile is now AT&T btw. I told them when I left their company 4 years back that in 5 years there would be no more T-Mobile. Glad I made that call.

Well, it's not meant to be realistic. It's meant to be interesting... neat even. Hence, it is on NEATORAMA.

Yeah, because I want to whip out my cell phone to check the time. But this culture we've created around mobile devices is ridiculous. I still use an alarm clock too. Because the damn thing works every time.

An ancient noodle spoon.

Would've been more interesting if he serialized some pitches and based his melody off of the row he created. Anyway, it's somewhat pretty, but the counterpoint in canon doesn't work. Just... my... two... cents.

In a few months, we'll be reading an article with the headline "Pet Crocodiles Eat Woman".

I grew up on Whidbey Island in Washington, and my great grandmother owned a small beach cabin (a shanty, actually). A neighbor used to get turkey drums and call in the bald eagles to the beach to feast. She would throw them either on the beach, or into the air and the eagles would come grab them. Then lofty, they would take flight back to the top of double bluff where they would feed their young.

Talk about awesome memories and epic birds. Don't want to mess with them though. They'd mess you up something fierce.