This follows on well from the clown shoes.

The bear was taking a shit, not having one.

My god, it's full of stars! I heard the sharpening block for these is buried on the moon.

Not so much night mare as night unicorn?

Yo dawg, we heard you like earrings..

Now we can party like it's 1991, sang Prince, nearly.

You already gave his other name in the article, short Bob

Brilliant

Didn't someone write a book about toast because of this?

What about eyesight? Each eye is connected to one half of the brain.

Although Woolworths does not exist in the USA, or in the UK, they are still going strong in Australia.

Old age on the part of the tyre combined with blindness and ignorance on the part of the parent and driver.

Yes, I too followed the thread to the debunk. I was surprised to learn of the nonstandard gauges of the southern railroads.

It would have been nice if you had identified the accompanying image as Moray ruins no. 2 in the list of 14 sites worth visiting. I used image search.On a more prosaic note this is in the UK and free https://www.theparkstrust.com › will...Willen Labyrinth - The Parks Trust

I read a science fiction story based on this, except some of the paintings were film shot by an alien race.