Since someone already offered cigarette roller, I'll go with card shuffler...

Mom's Going to Flip, XL

Coconut cleaver!

That's How I Roll! XL! Black!

Thx!

I'm guessing it's a flax comb. It's used to split the stems, so the fibrous inside can be separated from the outer stem.

I can still remember the visit to the Cooperstown Farmer's Museum 35 years ago, and the pain of the fibers under my fingernails...

If I win, I'd like the MMMmmm.. Pi t-shirt...

What? Oh, I already finished mine...

or

What did you expect? You left me here with no AC!