Why is it that so many of the What-Is-It-Game items look like manual lawn aerators?

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It's a fork with an automatic spring release, for those of us who tend to overeat.

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This is the tool that you can use to make home-made push pops! Fill the end with orange sherbet, and press the spring to release the yummy goodness. (It releases the easiest when you dip the tool in olive oil prior to inserting the sherbet, but it ruins the taste. There's a reason you don't see these on the store shelves any more.)

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The above is another picture of the item, from the What-is-it Blog. With that in mind...

It is a general purpose griefer and pranking tool, for those who think that stabbing someone's tire is too brutal and unrefined. The little gold part on the end of the tool is used to deflate and remove the valve to inflate the tire. The other end is to remove the lug nuts holding the wheel onto the car. Precise, Ingenious, and Perfect.

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This is what the Jedi needed to use in the old days, before a simple button would activate their light sabers. The metal slide would move the crystal into place, and allowing the refracted beam to commence destroying Sith or opening blast doors.

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This is Frankenstein's Monster's self-tightener. When he gets a kink in his neck, this is the right tool for the job.

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This little beauty is a straw, for kids who don't (yet) know the meaning of fear. The spring-loaded action is sure to be a blast at parties, and the hexagonal tip allows imbibers to drink from specialty-crafted juice boxes, to the envy of all onlookers.

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It's a lug nut dispenser. Fill this baby up with lug nuts and you'll never had to scramble around on the wet ground for the nuts you dropped while changing a tire on the side of the road.

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It's a phrenologist's core sampling tool. One good smash into someone's head and the phrenologist can verify if the message that they read on the bumps of the skull matches the inner depths of the brain. (I shouldn't need to say this, but this is for professional use only. Do not try this at home)

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It's a lawn aerator for very small lawns. You smash this tool down into your lawn several times per square foot to increase oxygen flow and nutrient-availability to your lawn. The spring is to help knock out the plugs that get stuck.

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It's a bolt vacuum. This spring-loaded tool clamps onto a nut or a bolt and then releases, causing a vacuum seal around it. When you couldn't get a good grip before, now it's easy!

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It's a window-smasher, in case you get trapped in your car and your car is submerged under water.

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It's a sneak peak at the Mythbusters' next episode: "Can you cut a man in half using only guitar strings, slowly tightened?"

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It's a two-stringed hammer dulcimer used only for tuning the doorbells in made-for-tv-movies.

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It's a starter guitar, for those without the coordination to play more than two strings at once, but with too fat of fingers to play with two strings next to each other.

Star T-Rex, XL, Black