No, T is for Troy Mcclure!

I'm sitting in my school's computer lab and not doing the research on famous philosophers that I'm supposed to do.
The teacher comes to see what I'm doing.
"I've finished it already", I try to explain.
"Well, then you should search for more facts about philosophers and take notes- That's a very interesting picture. There's everything there, from birth to death... Wow. What's the site?"
"Uh... Neatorama..."
"Okay. Very interesting."
The teacher leaves.

Saved. Thank you, Neatorama!