It's one of 3 rulers made from George Washington's false teeth! Cool! How did you get one?? Scissormabobs are only shown for scale.

Cat suit - beige Med

It's the barrel used in 1943 when two gnomes, Gigli and Migli, went over Niagara Falls. When asked why they didn't just remove their hats and use a regular barrel, Gigli replied "remove our what now?"

Cat suit cream Med

I HATE how much space my indoor pool takes up.

It's the ultimate Rock bass! The only bass guitar you can play while making the sign of the horns.

Cat suit M

Cool, the drivetrain grease that drips on your head makes a fantastic hair gel!

It's the flagship store of "White House | Blacksmith Market" and that tool gets down hard-to-reach smithymajigs.

catsuit Med

"You ain't EVEN eaten' that to-go meal here, fool!"

Minifig baseball cap + lock = LOVE.

It's a binary lock box. Convert to decimal, then knock that many times and it springs open. Black=1, white=0, so then 111001110010111111110001 represents 15,151,089. Knock 15,151,089 times to open. If you lose count, you must wait 16 hours to let the lock reset.

Or just use a saw.
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Splatted Nightmare, M

I feel so sorry for the fish.

Obstetric sarlacc forceps. Trust me, you do NOT want to do a c-section on a sarlacc.

Splatted Nightmare, M

It's a Reverence Shaver
1. Insert arm
2. Have a friend grasp the handles and turn
3. Hang your head while your (now former) friend teases you for agreeing to something so ridiculous.

"Spite" Medium

It's a machine bolt that has been "aged." To determine the age of a machine bolt:
1) Cut the bolt lengthwise exposing its core.
2) Count the rings on the outside of the bolt.
3) Wonder why you had to cut the bolt.
4) Feel really foolish when you:
---- a) have a ruined machine bolt and
---- b) don't know how old it is
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"Spite" Medium.

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"Spite" medium

Steampunk corn cob holder.

Spite Medium