I cried, why did I cry, because they are just so dang cute

floating condoms

Auditioning for or writing for SNL is a dream that will never happen D:

I want one

A pogo stick

Sweet Neighbor Belly small

WHOA I thought I was the only one who did this; In AP Chem I traveled through Hawaii Japan and Spain throughout people's presentations yay

hooked on phonics

my heart rate went up, yay now time for ice cream

If I received the Uni of Chicago essay question, I would just allude the 'super-huge' jar of mustard to the American dream and possibility of buying excess in this country, and throw in something about being raised as a first (second?) generation Asian-american. lol I'll title it "From Bottle of Soy Sauce to Super-Huge Jar of Mustard"

I feel like that this has happened before

The tree part got me omg I love things like this!

I used the 'correlation does not imply causation' in an English essay and my teacher made me explain to her what I meant

middle man looking like Leonardo di caprio

i cry

an old door handle that broke off

Respect the Chemistry; small