And I thought Southerners (like me) had a monopoly on the phrase "Hold my beer and watch this!"

What an interesting tool. I put "f-ck" into the search, because I am apparently 13 years old, and it showed high usage in 1800, dwindling to nothing by 1820, then a steep increase beginning in 1960 and continuing today. Oddly, there was a brief decline in about 1980-82; wonder if that's due to the rise of Ed Meese and the Moral Majority?

I'm not even a Christian, and this sickens me.

I'm in love.

Is it "Bia Hoi" or "Bai Hoi"?

The 1,600-pound animal joins them at bars drinking beer.

That one sentence encapsulates everything I love about Canada.

That red QR takes me to an HBO page for True Blood, sans video clip. I don't much care about True Blood, but I was curious.

The author has clearly never tried my green bean casserole.

Remind me never to invite Another David to a party.

I've had kiwano (horned melon) before. It's pretty good: very mild, with a sort of cucumber-lemon-banana flavor. Lots of seeds though; you'll want to google "how to eat a kiwano" before trying it.

I've been there as well. I hadn't been to an aquarium since I was a child, and I wasn't too excited about it, but when we got inside I was mesmerized the entire time. Definitely worth the trip.

Call it the "Amphibilounge."

(Heart Me Tender, dark gray, medium.)

"She was the first to use the idea of a pie chart to represent data."

I question this.

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

I must make one of these immediately! Not sure about the paper cup, though; doesn't it just soak through and fall apart?