This isn't a hammer - it's a comb that these chicks use...

http://www.kk.org/truefilms/archives/JoinedLife1.jpg

It. Just. Won't. Come. Out!!!!!!

"Just droppin' the kids off at the pool..."

Omg man...what did you eat?!

FAIL

Wow, I know I made the list once in January - but this definitely gives me an incentive to comment more often and get on the list everytime.

By the way - this was an excellent idea, Alex!

Last March - me, a bunch of people from my school, and people from Rutgers went down to the Ninth Ward in New Orleans to do some relief work after Hurricane Katrina. It took about 20 of us a whole week just to "gut" the inside of one house.

"Gutting" is ripping down all the moldy walls and sheet rock, removing water-damaged furniture, and clothes, and mattresses, and refrigerators (which was the worst smell you could possibly imagine), then putting all of the garbage and debris on the side of the road, and taking out every nail until just the wooden skeleton was visible.

And that was just the first part of the process too. They still had to rebuild the inside of the house, install new plumbing, electricity, windows, doors and roofs...

So just think of the manpower it will take to rebuild the entire city of New Orleans - it took 20 people 7 days just to clean out the inside of one house...

It will take thousands and thousands of volunteers and at least a decade to get things back to normal again...

Everyone is related to Charlemagne - hence everyone is related...

Everyone's related to Charlemange (ninth century French king) because if you count all of the ancestors of any individual back to the time of Charlemange - the number of ancestors of that individual would outnumber the world population at that time...

So what that basically means is that somewhere along the lines my great grandma's nephew's half-sister^X did the nasty with your great uncle's cousin's grandpa^X .... and so on

@Retrokatze

What?? Dubai is one of the richest cities in the world. The people there are not starving... better check your facts next time chief.

And another place you wouldn't expect to go skiing would be in Rutherford, New Jersey (like 10 mins away from New York City). They are building the Xanadu there, it's some monstrosity that's taking over the area Giant Stadium used to be. They are supposed to big a huge ski slope there too... I think it's the first one in America too...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meadowlands_Xanadu

HAHA! 2:50

Black holes are where god divided by zero...

The look at the end was like "Nailed It!"

One tip is to keep ending your turn after you've gotten a few spaces - maximize all of your dice on each square - and then start attacking the other guys

That's what I usually do - but idk 80% of the time you have to fight off the other guys for awhile before your dice max out...

Common slogan of a racist: "I am not a racist - I hate everyone equally"

80's videos scare me for some reason...