Wait a minute, amonkey...

It gets old fast?

I really, really don't think he was worried about the time factor here.

While he was at it, say while he was waiting for ALL 120 PAGES TO PRINT, he could have at least grabbed a ruler and a razor to make it a bit nicer...

Kinda defeats the purpose, no?

Thanks Jennifer for clearing that up. He is actually saying daddy - but I didn't know why.

Oh and when the boy says the word fifty in Arabic, he doesn't pronounce it correctly. He says "kamseen" while in Arabic the first letter is not pronounced as a K but a Ø®. It's not a letter in English but it's transliterated as "kh".

It kinda sounds like that noise you make when you choke on a popcorn kernel...

He couldn't take care of the white spaces while he was at it?

So that's how they get through all those questions everyday. They just read the first sentence...

...Or you could just buy the squeeze bottle.

The only people that would actually have a use for the iPhone are people who are too busy to use a computer for 5 minutes.

I predict that in one year the iPhone will be nothing more than an expensive paperweight.

I was listening to NPR radio tis morning and there was a story very similar to this one.

In Italy, there is a maximum security prison where the inmates work as waiters and cooks in a restaurant at the prison itself! I remember hearing that the food is so good there people reserve seats at the restaurant months in advance. A woman was also interviewed and she said that she didn't mind being waited on by a murderer. She said it added to the experience!

At the end when the man asks him if he speaks Arabic he says:

Look, look it's a peacock fan, father. (I don't know why he says father...) Fifty! Three for fifty! How much? Fifty! It's a fan, father! Peacock! It's fifty!

Dear Adam Stanhope,

Please refrain from deciding anything ever again.

Kthanks