Maybe Lydia has grown up and our favorite Ghost with the Most comes calling again?

Sound a bit like "Drop Dead Fred".

"... then he drove me to the hospital and filled out the insurance forms, while I got checked out."

I think this might be one of those people who spends a bit too much time with their pet. It's more likely falling backwards forced the object out, and after that danger of passing out is pretty slight once you can breathe.

It's probably more the brains themselves.
That's what bears eat to fatten up for the winter.

I think it might be photoshopped, as it looks pretty fuzzy around the top headlight, and someone mentions it here. here