Alligators are so dumb, you light the bag on fire, then you ring the doorbell... and that is why, an alligator will never be president!

Officials at the Pentagon have raised the TERROR THREAT LEVEL TO: RED due to attacks by the new terrorist group Al-Igator.

After years of declining pet population, one alligator takes the first step in getting back his easy prey...
...knocking on Bob Barker's door, and interviewing to take over The Price is Right!

If I can't see it, then it isn't really happening... There is no such thing as global warming. There is no such thing as global warming. There is no such thing as glo... Hey!?! Where did my glacier go?