"Dawn ye gay apparel" had never been taken more literally.

The most expensive coffee in the world is called Kopi Luwak, the beans for this wonderful brew are harvested out of the excrement of a jungle cat known as the Asian Palm Civet. The Asian Palm Civet climbs the tree and eats only the ripest berries, then after digesting the berry only the bean remains and is harvested and sold for up to $600 per pound!

Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Palm_Civet
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/k/kopiluwak.htm

Face it, at some point your parent were having sex and thanks to drugs like Viagra, they might be having sex right now.

Even Super Heroes get outsourced

On TV, if you want to see a frog you need to use a turtle, cause frogs don't look like frogs on TV. If you want to see a turtle, well, we usually just spray paint a poodle.

Even Ninja Turtles need stunt doubles.

Alexandra proudly shows off her prize for finishing second on Press Your Luck... a year supply of pickle!

...moments later Alexandra was disgusted when she learned that it was not a giant pickle, but really a stool sample left from the Jolly Green Giant.

Everything looks big at a primordial dwarfism convention

Things are better for Alexandra, now that she is no longer in a pickle!

yeah, size does matter.

..and she said size doesn't matter!

...they shouldn't have played in my litter box.

There is nothing better than wet hairy pussy!

Aranya Namwong recieves the award from Alex for winning the weekly caption contest at www.neatorama.th