ignore my last post...

BAN ALL GUNS FROM SCHOOLS! NO MATTER WHAT FORM THEY ARE IN!

uh-oh.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/cactus%20jack%20bang%20bang/footsniffa/Cactus_Jack_Nice_Bio.jpg

BAN ALL GUNS FROM SCHOOLS! NO MATTER WHAT FORM THEY ARE IN!



uh-oh.

I called the number and got a recording that the number was no longer in use... anybody get something different?

Manhole covers are round because that way they can't fall through the opening... if they were square you could stand it up, rotate it and pass it through.

Weigh 2 sets of 3 balls
if they way the same the heavy ball is one of the two remaining, just weigh them

if they don't weigh the same weigh two of the balls from the heavy set.
if those balls weigh the same then then it is the ball not weighed.

Google hire me!

oh and first!

in the event of a shipwreck immediately toss your survival pig into the ocean so it will have that great brine taste by the time you swim to a deserted island.

in retrospect I wish I had packed Tactical Bacon in my shipwreck survival kit instead of a live pig.

Mr. and Mrs. Greenberg had to cancel their vacation plans after they learned that it was not kosher to swim in THE BAY OF PIGS!

I know this is a small detail, but the red beret (actually it is maroon) is for airborne soldiers, special forces wear green berets.

airborne all the way!

excuse me sir, can I see your ticket? I believe your holding on to my part of the train.

(f/a)transportation

Shotgun!

The other equipment in the room shows that it is some sort of farm equipment... the pitch forks for hay stacks make me think it is speciffically used to pick up and move blocks of hay.

I am glad to see that someone beat me to posting about Hash House Harriers (drinkers with a running problem)

My mother hash was The Carolina Trash, I was the president of the VD-Hash and founder of the Asad-a-bad-ass h3.

Also, according to beermile.com I am still the world record holder for a guinness draught from a can beer mile!

http://www.beermile.com/records/ref_beer/beertype_Guinness+Draught

I hate to break it to the news media, but this is just not correct. When I was in Iraq it snowed and hailed. Nothing accumulated on the ground, but it definetly fell out of the sky.

Al Sharpton getting involved in a trivial race issue? Well, now I have heard everything.

Al Sharpton is a vulture. He loves to see his name in the headlines and get paid to do TV spots.

Ever since Tawana Brawley he has stayed away from any serious issue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawana_Brawley