What stands out to me is-Who has a bathroom that clean?

Claus and Jaws!

Why limit it to cartoon characters? If it is expanded to any fictional character, I'll "propose" to Nariko from Heavenly Sword.

I agree with Johnny except I don't go 3 inches above.
I work in a bakery and the sugar atrracts flies through the pick-up window. I squashe dthree flies with my bare hands yesterday. (and then I washed my hands)

P.S. I was sitting down and I looked at the comment box from a steep angle. There's a Neatorama astronaut telling you to be nice only visible from this angle. Has anyone seen this?

Worf: Klingon chickens do not cross the road.

They will have to take Transformers off soon. They are making a sequel. Next year, I think.

Mistletoe is fatally poisonous if you eat it. (an extra point for the seasonally appropriate fact?);)

Talking to your house plants really does help then grow. This isn't because they like the company or the sound of your voice. It's actually because as you speak, you exhale carbon dioxide which the plants use.

Green plants "inhale" carbon dioxide and "exhale" oxygen via photosynthesis. Mushrooms "inhale" oxygen and "exhale" carbon dioxide, just like people and animals. This is because they live in the dark and don't have the sunlight to power photosynthesis.

During the time of the dinosaurs, grass had not yet evolved. Different varieties of ferns covered the world as much as grass does today.

But I love randoming through the street. Killjoys.

There is a yoga pose where you sit and put your leg (or legs) behind your head. I think it would have made a great sight gag for someone to be holding a severed leg in thier hands behind their head without the stretching.