Reminds me of this:

http://www.bridgemanart.com/image/Oldenburg-Claes-b-1929/Floor-Burger-1962-acrylic-on-canvas-filled-with-foam-rubber-and-cardboard-boxes/d40623a534154bca92c07d7e419f0084

Fun fact: it's very tempting to jump on it when you're 8, but the guards at the gallery will get very angry at you when you do.

This feels a little shoehorned. How is Cinderella lust? How is Jasmine wrath?

When I was in grade 8, we did a test of 10 exercises in which the 7th or 8th was to stand up on our desks and proclaim how smart we are to the class. The instructions at the top directed us to only fulfill questions 9 and 10. I was one of the few morons who stood up on my desk because I hadn't read the instructions. Ever since then I've always read through the entire test any time I have to write one, but I still sometimes respond to a post without finishing it, usually because a fervour grabs me and I must respond right away. I always finish reading the post afterwards, if that is any consolation.

Bananas.

MC can be done, it just has to be done well. And the problem is not that it's a list. The problem is that students are *cheating* off each other.

Could it also be that the people who work hardest at being hired also focus on a good handshake because of the thought that handshakes make people hireable?

Aha, note to self, read previous comments before commenting yourself.

Where's Ada Lovelace? :(