I've seen a lot of sick things on the internet over the years, but nothing even comes close to the revolting, monstrosity of this. When you're considering actively looking for goatse to use as a unicorn chaser, you know you've witnessed the worst of the worst.
ugh, deleted my original comment because a response based on a misinterpretation is a useless response. Not catching the blatantly obvious sarcasm is what happens when I stay up past my bedtime.
Being on the metric system, I wasn't familiar with the DeForest Kelley unit of measurement. I guess it's another confusing American measurement that makes as much sense as that weird temperature unit. Fartytarts? Fearofheights? You know what I mean, that one that is just based on random numbers selected from a hat for freezing and boiling and then a scale slapped in it. Voila! Farfromright?
When we hear Antarctica, we probably think of igloos
umm... I hope not. Maybe people think this? Since the Antarctic is not populated (except for research stations) igloos are definitely the wrong polar region, and would only be found in the Arctic. Same with polar bears. Polar bears = arctic. Penguins = antarctic.
The terraced pools... well, you may not be able to see those exact ones any longer, but there are others that look strikingly similar to that pic. The Pamukkale Thermal Pools in Turkey, as well as the Baishuitai in Yunnan, China.
I was like "Fabric? STRAW???" Then looked down at the dead cod I had strapped to my crotch, giving off a slight aroma. It should be much easier to make friends and find a job now that I know the proper materials to use. Also going to save a fortune at the fishmongers. Guessing I won't get chased by as many seals and seabirds on my usually quite hectic walks on the beach.
Ah, "expedition ship" is a bit of a misnomer. By all intents and purposes, my trip to Antarctica was a cruise for tourists, of which I was one. It's just that "expedition ships" usually hold less than 200 passengers, 120 in the case of the one I went on. So, although I can never see myself on a 4000 passenger cruise, I've really, really enjoyed the cruises I've been on in this smaller size vessel. But, yeah, makes it sound like I was heading down for some professional, scientific-y reasons, when in fact I was a tourist going to look at nature and eat phenomenally well.
When going south to Antarctica, about 70% of the people on board the expedition ship I was on were not to be seen. Either in bed with sea sickness, or talking to Ralph on the porcelain phone. Thankfully it didn't impact me, so there were some fellow loco passengers who went to the front of the ship, yet stayed indoors, and watched the absolute bonkersness of going up and down humungous waves and having them just completely engulf the entire front of the ship. On my sailing back north, the Drake was like glass. Good times! Highly recommend going to Antarctica. Head to Ushuaia and book a last minute departure on a ship that still has space.
Read an article in The Guardian recently regarding people getting this done just to be taller.
‘Being short is a curse’: the men paying thousands to get their legs broken – and lengthened
Farfromright?
umm... I hope not. Maybe people think this? Since the Antarctic is not populated (except for research stations) igloos are definitely the wrong polar region, and would only be found in the Arctic.
Same with polar bears. Polar bears = arctic. Penguins = antarctic.
It should be much easier to make friends and find a job now that I know the proper materials to use.
Also going to save a fortune at the fishmongers.
Guessing I won't get chased by as many seals and seabirds on my usually quite hectic walks on the beach.
But, yeah, makes it sound like I was heading down for some professional, scientific-y reasons, when in fact I was a tourist going to look at nature and eat phenomenally well.
On my sailing back north, the Drake was like glass.
Good times! Highly recommend going to Antarctica. Head to Ushuaia and book a last minute departure on a ship that still has space.